1/22/2016 Quality Time in Quartzsite

After our boondocking at Lake Havasu City, Jeanne and I moved to the Blue Water Casino in Parker for a few days in their RV campground on the Colorado River. The area here looked to be a fun place to do some kayaking, however, being the “fair weather kayakers” that we are it was still a bit chilly to be playing in the river. Laundry, tank dumps and fills, and donating a few bucks to the Blue Water economy (aka: casino losses) finished, we moved on into Mesa, AZ.

In Mesa, we stayed at The Good Life RV Resort, a typical large snowbird park. The park was very nice; clean facilities, big community hall area with craft rooms, card rooms, billiard room, gym, and big auditorium/stage room for various performances. At $21 per night (Escapees 50% off rate) this was a great bargain.  While here we met with Jeanne’s sister Cindy and went to dinner with her for her birthday. We got rained on most of the time here in Mesa, it flooded the dog run area in the park pretty well. And while here in civilization we took the opportunity to get our residential fridge repaired. We had been having some type of leak under the freezer which was freezing sheets of water at the bottom of the unit, then leaking small amounts of water onto our floor. We were recommended to call a family business, Bishop & Son, Home Appliance Repair (480-862-6435), for the repairs. They do mobile repairs and Rick came right out to us. He was quick and reasonably priced and if you are ever in the area and need repairs, I would definitely recommend him.

Fun and games over in Mesa, it was time for a return trip to Quartzsite to get ready for the big RV/Gem and Rock extravaganza. We picked a spot off Plomosa Rd. where several of the Escapees BOF’s (birds of a feather, individual special interest groups within the Escapees RV Club membership) were set up and we “hung out” with the Boondockers. (Before it was over, there would end up being hundreds of rigs parked off a several mile stretch of Plomosa Rd.) While here we went off on a little pre-Jeep Rally Jeep run of our own. We found an easy little 8 mile road/trail, the Kofa Queen Canyon Road, in the Kofa Wildlife Refuge just south of Quartzsite. 

We have been discussing/debating the issue of getting solar power for the beast for quite some time. In our travels we have heard recommendations for A&M Solar in Oregon, Starlight in Yuma, and the folks from the BOF Boondockers highly recommended Discount Solar in Quartzsite. We made a trip into Yuma and got an estimate from Starlight, got an estimate from Discount Solar, then decided Discount Solar had the best set up for what equipment we wanted and the pricing was comparable. We made the appointment for the install, but first we needed to replace the stock coach batteries. We had (6) 6-V deep cycle water fill batteries originally. No problems with them yet, but having to regularly check and add water to them, coupled with the corrosion starting from the battery acid fumes, they were starting to wear on me. I am the technologically challenged one here, Jeanne LOVES to research stuff, and she learned that Lifeline batteries are high up on the recommendation list. So, Lifeline it was. The only place in Quartzsite that sells Lifeline batteries is a place called “Solar Bill’s”. They also do solar panel systems for RV’s. I took the MH in and got the batteries swapped out, but not without controversy. The employee replacing the batteries started to disconnect cables without turning the power off to the coach (there is a large red switch right next to the batteries). After a short 4th of July show and my suggestion he kill the power at the switch, he agreed. He removed the tray the batteries sit in, cleaned it, and replaced it (backwards). When he tried to secure the batteries with the brackets, the hardware did not fit and he figured out the tray was backwards. After the batteries were re-connected, another 4th of July show when he tried to close the pull out battery drawer–he had replaced one of the cables up-side down which was grounding on the bracket. Needless to say, we finally got the Lifeline batteries installed and operable. During the install, the owner of the business was bending Jeanne’s ear about them being the best solar power business in the nation and we should not get ours done by his competition, Discount Solar. 

Now the kicker to all of this. I am trying to get real regular at rating businesses on the social networking app “Yelp”. It is a very handy, free app, for locating businesses, with customer ratings and comments. I gave Solar Bill’s a 1-star poor rating just based on the above, simple battery install fiasco. My computer did not have enough time to power down before I got a personal response on Yelp from Donna, one of the owners at Solar Bill’s. It was purportedly written by “Kevin”, the installer of my batteries. After his short recap and corroboration of what I have described above, the narration goes into some fictitious description of me “grilling chili” and “drinking beverages” during the install. This was when I knew problems were forthcoming. Shortly afterwards, I got a telephone call from “Donna”. She expressed her disappointment with me and my Yelp rating, thought I was unfair, and wanted me to change my rating. I told her never to phone me again and terminated our phone call. Unfortunately, some people do not understand plain English and the phone immediately rang. I told Jeanne to let it go to voice mail and she did. And my eternal faith in human stupidity was instantly validated by a shiny new voice mail message left by “Donna”. She requested I take this “dispute” off of Yelp because I offered her employees beer and heroin, that she was going to report me to Escapees (I must have mentioned SKP’s to them) and the police. The whole VM was extremely entertaining and comical, however it still gets me fired up. It’s hard to believe people like this are able to maintain a business. Water off a duck’s back, but I will not hesitate to spread the words:

I WOULD NEVER RECOMMEND SOLAR BILL’S IN QUARTZSITE, ARIZONA, TO ANYONE FOR ANY TYPE OF WORK!

Discount Solar, on the other hand, did a good job on our solar. We got (8) 145-watt panels installed on our roof on tilt mounts. We went with (8) panels because we plan on doing more boondocking and we are saddled with that all-electric residential fridge. Now all that remains is to see how much we can cut down on our generator use. Without the solar, we typically run our 10,000 watt generator (4) hours total a day, (2) each in the morning and evening. A good omen was yesterday, when we did not run the generator at night, had some TV news on, went to bed with 100% battery charged, and woke up today still at 79% battery charged. We even ran some gas/electric heat, TV news, charging phones and I-Pad, computer on, lights in use and still did not kick on my Automatic Generator Start which is set to start the generator when the batteries get to 11.8V.

We also discovered the weekends are crazy during  the RV show. We went to the big tent on opening day Saturday and it was packed. The big RV show they have here each January is OK to see, once. We can now mark that off our to-do list. There are a lot of vendors for all things RV related and there is quite a diverse number of RV brands on display. We got our fill of the RV show, as well as the requisite stop for a Walla Walla Burger, and it was on to the Family Motor Coach Association 4-Wheelers Jeep rally.

From our Plomosa Rd. address we moved over to La Paz valley location for the Jeep rally. We got there a few days early, got set up, and were able to participate in one pre-rally scouting run on what they called the Hillbilly trail. It was a 30 mile trail ride at what is considered the easy level. We had nice weather and a nice all-day ride. And it was our first opportunity to “air down” for a trail. For the uninitiated that is letting the air out of all your tires to assist with traction over rocks, etc. We went from normal 35 PSI to 18 PSI. It makes a very noticeable difference in the ride.

So here we sit now, waiting for the start of the rally in a couple of days. I’ll be back with tales of our exploits as soon as we complete them. Unfortunately, Jeanne has had me listening to country music and, as Earth shattering as it will sound to those of you who know my heavy metal ways, I kinda like some of it. So, as it goes in one of them country songs, “Adios, and vaya con dios…”

12/26/2015 Winter in the Desert

Adios, California and off to Quartzsite, AZ. We decided we will try to winter this year in the Southwest and Quartzsite was stop number one. It was a temporary stop, we needed to burn a few days before meeting some friends in Tucson. For those a bit naive about the ways of the RV life, Quartzsite is a winter mecca for boondockers looking for warmer weather patterns. It also happens to host an RV show and a large gem/mineral show, as well as a large craft vendor’s area for those of the RV lifestyle. This all takes place January-February, but the scattered tents of vendors are operable pretty much all year.

We picked a spot to boondock for a couple of days off Cholla Rd. which runs off Dome Rock Rd. At this stop we learned, again, that common sense is a terrible thing to waste. We were within sight-line of the county dump transfer station. Don’t set up camp anywhere NEAR a county dump transfer station. The flies were so thick they were flying in formation. Being here for only a couple of days, we did not try to do much sightseeing, but we did take a few miles hike with Woody into the nearby hills. The entire area around for miles is BLM and popular for ATV/dirt bike riding, which also offers a myriad of choices for hiking.

We also took a stroll through the vendor tents here in town and I came upon an NRA trailer that offered CCW permits. When I retired I vowed I would not bother carrying a gun ever again. I was not willing to try to obtain the retiree’s permit because I am basically lazy and did not want to deal with any type of yearly qualification in order to get some government agency’s permission to carry one. But the actions and comments in recent times by our Fearful Leader and his untrustworthy cohorts at the helm of our government has made me rethink that strategy. And speaking with the NRA rep here, I found Arizona to be a CCW friendly state. For the $40 fee, plus $60 background check fee, I could obtain the Arizona CCW. As a retired flatfoot, the 2 1/2 hr. required class would be waived. There is no range time required, no qualification shoot administered. There is no requirement to ever have to qualify to maintain the CCW, all is done by mail after 5 years. And the permit has reciprocity with 37 of the more intelligent states of the union. Well, make that 36, at the time of this writing the state of Virginia legislators had a group lobotomy and decided to drop 25 states from their reciprocity list (AZ included) because they felt those states had gun laws too lax for their preference. So bing bang bong, checks cut, permit on the way…

From Quartzsite it was on to the Lazydays/KOA in Tucson, AZ. There we hooked up with our friends Steve & Christy and Harry & Kathy. We are all former guests of Bruce Deaton’s Auto Body and RV Resort in Red Bay, Alabama, (sarcasm emphasized). Deaton runs an auto body shop which specializes in RVs just outside the gates of Tiffin RV, and he allows full timers to hook-up and stay in his paint bays when getting work done. If you try to call him up for reservations at his “RV Resort”, he will probably laugh uncontrollably…

In Tucson, we checked out the Tucson Air Museum. We toured the main buildings and surrounding grounds with all their historic military aircraft. Unfortunately, we did not get a chance to take the Boneyard Tour where they say they have, give or take, some 3,000 parked aircraft waiting for use or to be parted out. 

We had heard that the Desert Museum was a must-see as well. It is. We did. There are some indoor displays such as snakes and desert bugs/critters, along with some winding paths through the cacti and outdoor displays (large cats, an aviary, coyotes, and javelina’s, just to name a few).

Old Tucson was another sight-seeing excursion we did. It is a group of buildings that were old sets for various movies. They do various performances throughout the day such as a stunt show and a vaudevillian type Can-Can musical.

After about a week here in Tucson, we decided we wanted to do some more boondocking. Jeanne found a very large area near the American Girl Mine (an active gold mine) just 14 miles west of Yuma in the southern desert area of California near the Imperial Dunes. Harry & Kathy joined us for some solitude in the desert. 

We used the opportunity to go into Los Algodones, Mexico, to pick up some drugs for Jenn & Gus (daughter & son-in-law). The Purple Pharmacy is a popular destination for full-time RV folk to get medications way mo’ cheaper than in the U.S. It is also popular for optometry and dentistry. While walking around we picked up some good ol’ tequila at the liquor store and just happened to spy some Cuban cigars in the tobacco section. A big sign let us know that taking Cuban’s across the U.S. border was a big no-no. Being the brave chicken $hit that I am with no desire to become Big Juan’s new boyfriend in a Mexican prison, we bought a couple of the stogies and smoked them “in country”. VERY smooth!

The big highlight of our boondocking stay here was that Jeanne got her first taste of 4-wheel “Jeepin’”. Harry & Kathy are members of a Jeep club and very into the art of 4-wheelin’ on Jeep trails. So off into the desert hills we rode, Jeanne following Harry onto some very rough trails that I never thought I would see the day Jeanne would attempt to traverse. But she slayed them! And the Jeep returned to the bus in one piece…

After about a week here we returned to Quartzsite  for a few days stay at the Holiday Palms RV Park to dump, fill, and otherwise reload for the next stop in Lake Havasu City with Harry & Kathy. This stop was during Christmas, so we had a very nice dinner put on by the residents of the park. We ended up extending this stop just a bit due to some hellacious winds and sand storms. But prior to leaving Jeanne, Woody, and I took the opportunity to drive out to Palm Canyon inside the  KofA National Wildlife Refuge. We took the short hike up into the mountains and got to Palm Canyon about 45 minutes too early. The canyon is very steep on both sides and the 100 or so Palm trees growing in it only get sunlight very briefly at midday. It was too cold while we were there to wait for the sun to hit the trees, so I took what photos I could and we high-tailed it back down to the Jeep and it’s heated interior.

Our next stop was more boondocking near Lake Havasu City. We got a little more 4-wheelin’ in and checked out the London Bridge. The bridge was transplanted here from London by the McCulloch chainsaw guy. They actually dug out a “river/channel” to create an island to which the bridge provides access. And, as always, we got in some nice hikes into the mountains.

From here, we have several things happening. The RV show in Quartzsite starts around the 16th, we will be participating in a Jeep rally by the FMCA in Quartzsite starting around the 24th, and overall lollygaggery for the next several months until the Allegro Club rally in Casa Grande in April. “Th-th-th-th-that’s all folks!” (for now, until next post…)